crisium:

I see no way this could ever go wrong.

crisium:

I see no way this could ever go wrong.

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

everniam:

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

wildniam:

theres this facebook group going on for worlds hottest teen and look

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themaskednegro:

seriousjones:

babysitting this fucking asshole

how did that hedgehog learn how to type

s-implysatisfied:

kanbarus:

poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing

I tried not to laugh omg
vivalospunks

yeevil:

probably not that

hvlloween:

laserclifford:

security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker

working at concerts I’ve found out it’s because 90% of the time they have no clue who the bands even are

gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

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